We could have offered some gimmick like "0% Free Finance" and
hidden the real cost by hiking up our prices. But that's just not
our jam. So we simply charge you exactly what it costs us. Which is
a promotional rate of 9.9% courtesy of the nice people at Klarna.
And you can pay for your squishy stuff at the speed that suits you.
We don't take deposits up front. And you'll only start repayments
on items after they are successfully delivered.
There's a minimum spend of £1000 and a maximum of £5000, with
repayment options of 6, 12, 24 and 36 months. Have a play with our
handy calculator below to get an idea on how Slow Finance might
work for you.
While we're on the subject, here are a couple of very important
legal bits we need to tell you about...
Representative 18.9% APR (variable) with an assumed credit
limit of £1200 and a purchase rate of 18.9% p.a (variable)
Finance is only available to permanent UK residents aged 18+,
subject to status, terms apply
*If you miss a payment or pay less than a full monthly
installment, you will lose your promotional interest rate and be
charged interest on the remaining balance at 18.9% p.a
How do I pay with Slow Finance?
The option to pay with Slow Finance will automatically become
available on the checkout page if your basket total is over £1,000.
You'll then be asked to enter some details so that Klarna can run a
credit check. You'll find out if you've been approved right away.
Test out your new made-to-order modular footstool at home for two weeks. If
for any reason you're not 100% happy, you can exchange it for
another squish machine. Or return it. And we'll come and collect it
free of charge. Peace of mind and all that.
We could have called this FREE DELIVERY and hidden the cost by
hiking our prices, but we felt that would be cheeky. So we just
charge one price (£39) for large items which includes delivery to
the room of your choice. Tea, anyone?
Pick your delivery date with our online booking tool
You get a notification 48 hours before to confirm a 2 hour window