Grand Pimpernel

We could have offered some gimmick like "0% Free Finance" and hidden the real cost by hiking up our prices. But that's just not our jam. So we simply charge you exactly what it costs us. Which is a promotional rate of 9.9% courtesy of the nice people at Klarna. And you can pay for your squishy stuff at the speed that suits you. We don't take deposits up front. And you'll only start repayments on items after they are successfully delivered.

There's a minimum spend of £1000 and a maximum of £5000, with repayment options of 6, 12, 24 and 36 months. Have a play with our handy calculator below to get an idea on how Slow Finance might work for you.

While we're on the subject, here are a couple of very important legal bits we need to tell you about...

• Representative 18.9% APR (variable) with an assumed credit limit of £1200 and a purchase rate of 18.9% p.a (variable)
• Finance is only available to permanent UK residents aged 18+, subject to status, terms apply

*If you miss a payment or pay less than a full monthly installment, you will lose your promotional interest rate and be charged interest on the remaining balance at 18.9% p.a (variable).

How do I pay with Slow Finance?

The option to pay with Slow Finance will automatically become available on the checkout page if your basket total is over £1,000. You'll then be asked to enter some details so that Klarna can run a credit check. You'll find out if you've been approved right away. Easy!

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