Squishmeister Sofa
This squishy friend will swallow you up when you flop down. So best not make too many plans for the rest of your morning, afternoon or evening.
Order now for delivery in the New Year. Need a loafing machine for Christmas? Check out what's in stock here.
Why we love our Squishmeister Sofa
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Feather-wrapped foam seat cushions
They're the comfiest we've ever tested
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Handmade in Blighty
In Long Eaton in Derbyshire, in case you were wondering
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Made with Scandinavian Birch
Our sofa frames are so strong they come with a 10-year guarantee
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Glued & screwed the old-fashioned way
Every joint is glued and screwed to create a seriously sturdy timber frame
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Over 150 fabrics - tested by families
So you know our fabrics are ready for the rough & tumble of family life
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Oak legs
We make our own legs. So we know they're 100% solid oak
Dimensions & need to know
Dimensions
Measurements may vary by up to 3cm
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Width | Depth | Height |
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External (cm) | a 120 | b 110 | c 70 |
Seat (cm) | d 94 | e 65 | f 51 |
Arm (cm) | g 15 | h 70 | |
Removable legs (cm) | i 15 | ||
External (cm) | a 170 | b 110 | c 85 |
Seat (cm) | d 144 | e 65 | f 51 |
Arm (cm) | g 15 | h 70 | |
Removable legs (cm) | i 15 | ||
External (cm) | a 200 | b 110 | c 85 |
Seat (cm) | d 174 | e 65 | f 51 |
Arm (cm) | g 15 | h 70 | |
Removable legs (cm) | i 15 | ||
External (cm) | a 230 | b 110 | c 85 |
Seat (cm) | d 204 | e 65 | f 51 |
Arm (cm) | g 15 | h 70 | |
Removable legs (cm) | i 15 | ||
External (cm) | a 260 | b 110 | c 85 |
Seat (cm) | d 234 | e 65 | f 51 |
Arm (cm) | g 15 | h 70 | |
Removable legs (cm) | i 15 |
Need to know
Assembly | Our delivery chaps will install for you & take away the packaging |
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Seat and back cushions | Covers are removable for easy cleaning. Professional clean required. |
Bolt-on arms | Arms can be removed for narrow doorways then popped back on afterwards |
Want to customise the fabric or width? | No problemo! Call us on 020 3141 8300 to find out more |
Guarantee | 10-year guarantee on the sofa frame |
Need to know
Assembly | Our delivery chaps will install for you & take away the packaging |
---|---|
Seat and back cushions | Covers are removable for easy cleaning. Professional clean required. |
Bolt-on arms | Arms can be removed for narrow doorways then popped back on afterwards |
Want to customise the fabric or width? | No problemo! Call us on 020 3141 8300 to find out more |
Guarantee | 10-year guarantee on the sofa frame |
Delivery for this large-sized item
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#1 Order
Pick your delivery date with our online booking tool
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#2 Ping
You get a notification 48 hours before to confirm a 2 hour window
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#3 Job done
We assemble your goodies and take away the packaging
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But will it fit?
Fill out our simple size checker and our nifty calculator will work out if our delivery chaps can get this through the doors & round the bends. If you're not sure, give us a call on 020 3141 8300.
or download our handy guide
Castelan Protection
Castelan Protection covers your sofa for 5 years against wine spillages, tea disasters and messy TV dinners (and a load of other accidental stains, marks and tears). Sweet. Don't forget to pop Castelan Protection into your shopping basket!