Dimensions & need to know

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14 day rest-drive

Test out your new made-to-order modular seat at home for two weeks. If for any reason you're not 100% happy, you can exchange it for another squish machine. Or return it. And we'll come and collect it free of charge. Peace of mind and all that.

Delivery for this large-sized item

We could have called this FREE DELIVERY and hidden the cost by hiking our prices, but we felt that would be cheeky. So we just charge one price (£39) for large items, which includes delivery to the room of your choice and assembly, if the item needs it. Tea, anyone?

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