Remember ripping open wrapping paper to find a Cliff Richard album when you asked for Pink Floyd?

Tell us in fifty words or less about your most comically crummy Christmas present and you could win a lovely mug, smelly wax candle and knitted throw.

Post your funniest stories to [email protected] or pop them on our Facebook page, Twitter feed or Instagram post by Monday 14th December. We'll pick three winning entries and announce them on our blog and social channels the very next day.

Good luck!

Love,

The Loafers x

The Nitty Gritty:

  • x3 winners will win x1 Muggins Mug, 1x Smelly Wax Candle and 1x Easy Knit Throw each.
  • Entrants are limited to x1 entry only.
  • Entrants' delivery address must be in mainland UK.
  • Entries submitted after 11.59pm on Monday 14th December 2020 will not be counted.
  • The winner will be chosen at random from the correct answers across our social media and email entries. The result is final and no discussion will be entered into concerning the outcome.
  • The winner will be notified by email or direct message. If a response has not been received from the winner within a week of being contacted then another appropriate winner will be chosen.
  • The winner's names will be posted online at http://www.loaf.com/blog and on our Facebook, Instagram and Twitter feeds by the end of the day on Tuesday 15th December 2020.
  • By entering the competition you give Loaf the right to use your name for the sole purpose of identifying you as a winner of the competition on our blog and other social media sites.
  • Prizes must be taken as stated and no compensation will be payable if a winner is unable to use the prize as stated. The winners will not have a choice in the colour of the Muggins mug, Easy Knit Throw, or the scent of the Smelly Wax Candle they win.
  • The prize is non-transferrable and no cash alternative is available.